Abbae 🪩 (@abbae__)

we can put them in a backpack take em with us to the bar don’t even worry about it

And yeah it’s day 2 period poops and yeah I did eat an entire box of Valentine’s Day chocolates

I surely hope you needed that more than me sir. Because if I find you it’s on sight. Believe that

I need it 50 degrees maximum at this point to sleep soundly

I’m going to say I’m a mid day mama because any earlier or later is too much for me

I double dog dare you to have granny take the vision test and let’s see who is on the road after that

They start warming up the minute my car enters the neighborhood like what is causing this

If your cleaning out any children’s closets just make a little pile for me

AND I HOPE YOU ARE JUST SO HAPPY TO LEAVE ME WITH THAT PENNY IN THE ACCOUNT THANK YOU APPLE

I don’t know if I can ever go back to a life prior to getting a massage

If you don’t swim with your mouth closed that’s on you

Super absorbent with the wings, and who is going to stop me

Did we do that pumpkin trend right or what

Did in fact have to whisper yell to not alert the 76 year old woman beside me

Don’t play with me, don’t play with bucee, and don’t play with my brisket sandwich

Go ahead and drop any tips for me in the comments

WISH ME LUCK YALL

24 HOUR WARNING TO CONFESS YOUR LOVE TO ME YOU GUYS 🩷🫡

Go ahead and put a pair on for me so I can knock em off

I’m like 99% certain that’s how it works

Asserting my dominance in my hotel room

I mean not a minute to spare in the schedule

Like I can put some chips in there and use it as a bowl so it’s multipurpose if you’d like but they ain’t getting put up

And if you don’t like them maybe lie to me because I love them

Happy Friday

Like were these not the balls you were thinking of or?

Yall even got me to where I can’t yell it’s that serious

Don’t hate the player hate the game

And yes my 80 year old grandma is on this app and follows me so unless your saying I love you Joyce in the comments keep that mouth SHUT

DOWN TO THE PENNY BOY