Akemei (@akemeiplays)

Sometimes the hardest part of Minecraft is just staying logged in for five minutes.

Stuck With Steve, And He's Gorgeous [Beta 1.1] Bow? Ready. Helmet? Ready. My face? Not so much. From Alpha To The Dragon, Ep. 7 [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #Steve #MinecraftSkin #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: I got ten arrows. I am going to make a bow right now. And I'm going to make a helmet. That's it. I'm there. I'm at that point. I just realized. I don't have my skin. Stuck with Steve. No problem with Steve. I mean, he's gorgeous. I don't know when I'll be able to put a skin on.

My Simple Plan Has Lava Next To Wood [Beta 1.1] My plan is very simple. It just happens to put lava right next to wood. From Alpha To The Dragon, Ep. 7 [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MobFarm #MinecraftFarm #Lava #Skeleton #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: So my idea is they come, they will end up here and they'll suffocate inside lava and under here, I'll be able to put a small water stream that will bring me the items. Very simple. I think since they will be inside lava, they'll try to float up instead of going down. So I think we're lava safe now. Let's try this out. I hope it doesn't burn. Let's, let's pray it doesn't burn. It doesn't look like it is.

I Refuse To Craft Arrows [Beta 1.1] Boat or dirt, I genuinely can't tell. My plans are much clearer, and much lazier. From Alpha To The Dragon, Ep. 7 [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftFunny #Skeleton #MobFarm #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: I'm kind of confused because I'm pretty sure on last episode I had a boat running up and down. And I think I'm seeing it down there. Not sure if this is dirt or a boat. So I made another one. For this episode, we are going to finish the skeleton farm down there. It has to work because I need a bow. I mean, I can craft the bow. That's not a problem. But I need arrows, and I don't want to craft arrows.

My Skeleton Farm Finally Works [Beta 1.1] All that digging, all that lava, for this exact moment. I'm trying to stay humble. From Alpha To The Dragon, Ep. 7 [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MobFarm #MinecraftFarm #MobSpawner #Skeleton #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: I'm not ready. Lights out for real. Yeah, it does work. At least I know it works. Uh, I wish I had glasses to see. I guess we'll just hear it. And it works. I got an arrow out of it. We got a working spawner now. So I guess I'll just AFK there for a couple hours at some point. Uh, sadly again, we're pretty much out of time. And I wish, I wish this spawner thing took me less time than this. But these are complicated for me.

This Lava Refused to Flow [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftLava #MinecraftMining #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I just found lava and not hearing the lava is kind of a problem. What is going on? The lava isn't flowing. What is this sorcery? It just decided. Where can I go now? Can I go there? Just trying to survive here.

Why Do My Boats Keep Breaking? [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftBoat #MinecraftElevator #MinecraftFunny #MinecraftBuilding #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: So, once it comes in. I can just hop in. It broke down. Why did it break down? I need to know why boats break down. So, this is a test run. And I don't know if it's going to fix it anyway. But I think boats break when their corner hits a wall. I get in. We go back up. This is fast enough. It turns. It's straight. As long as it stays straight. I hurt myself. Oh, I broke it.

Can Daytime Come Back, Please? [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftSpider #MinecraftScary #JumpScare #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I just saw something, but I'm scared it's going to be a creeper. Oh, it's a spider. Can you please don't? Not, oh my god, am I going to die to this? Oh my goodness. This is so harder than it looks. Can daytime come back, please?

Betting My Life on One Bucket of Water [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftMLG #WaterBucket #MinecraftSurvival #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: So we put our life on the line, just to test if we can drop a bucket of water. Hope so. And I don't think I'm that good at this anyway, so I might be just dumb and die from my own doings instead of proving a mechanic Oh, here's a cool sunrise for you. Let's get it done. You can!

Old Minecraft Boats Just Say Nah [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftBoat #MinecraftFunny #MinecraftFail #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: No, I already have a boat. Don't I? Oh, it broke down. Because boats in those versions, they just break. Hit a wall and they just like, nah. First, can I place the boat? I can. Oh, you're not serious. And it doesn't give me back enough. I'm going to have to craft a bunch.

Why Do Minecraft Leaves Sound So Right? [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftSounds #GameSounds #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: Don't know how to describe the leaves being broken sound. Listen, like, how does this, how does my brain know what it's listening to? Think about the sound. Have you ever brushed your hands against a pile of dead leaves or any, anything with branches and thought to yourself, yeah, that sounds like Minecraft. No, this is not realistic at all. But my brain is like, yeah, this is braining. This is working. This is the, you know, I understand the reference. How?

An Episode Filled With Fools [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftFunny #MobFarm #MinecraftMobs #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: Wow, what a fool. So many fools. An episode filled with fools. Including myself. So, I'm going to try to, I don't know, build a really simple mob farm. Just to get some more gunpowder. Because I want to blow things up. We did go through a lot of stone and cobblestone. So, yeah, mob farm is going to be really helpful down the line. Just to get some more blocks.

Eating the Earth Like a Worm [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftMining #MinecraftSurvival #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I really like this tedious work of just boring a hole in hopes of finding something. I haven't started branch mining or anything, but this is the part I like most. Eating the earth like a worm. Yeah, I miss running, though. Like, even jumping is not helping. There's nothing you can do. Yeah, that was just a running thing. You have to have the running mechanic in order to boost you. So the speed is really a fixed thing in this version. And I might be stuck like this for loads of other versions.

They Called It a Leather Tunic [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftArmor #Zelda #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: Oh, they brought back names. Workbench. Leather tunic. That's so Zelda. This is beef, but it looks... I mean, it's pork chop, but it looks like the steak now. It's the steak now. Let's put that on. There we go. Oh, yeah. I feel protected. I am protected.

Diamonds Scared Me More Than the Zombie [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftDiamonds #MinecraftMining #JumpScare #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: Oh, wow. That really jump scared me. Wow. Where did you come from? I'm kind of getting carried away here. I'm not digging for, and oh my god. What the heck? This, this kind of, it got me more than the zombie did. What are the chances of this? What's with the ore generation in these versions? The later versions, I don't feel as surprised. Like, I go in the caves and I don't do this tedious mining thing because I'm expecting the diamonds to show up. I'm expecting a cave wall to, to just have what I need. So what? We just go caving. That's it. Six diamonds. And I've been down here like 10 minutes.

I Punched One Leaf and the Treetops Gave Up [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftTrees #LeafDecay #MinecraftSatisfying #MinecraftBuilding #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: -oh. I triggered the decaying. I just had to punch the leaf. It's happening. So it was this version. Wait up. I want to look at this. From a height. Oh, yeah. We got it. That's it. We just had to punch a leaf. And, uh, let it decay. That's so nice. I mean, this part is attached to the house. So I guess it thinks this is a tree. That's cool.

I Refuse to Cut the Boring Parts [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftDiamonds #MinecraftMining #MinecraftCaves #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I don't want to cut any part of what I'm doing right now. None. And I know this is not good anymore. This is not what people want. Ooh, there you go. Hello, diamond. See what I'm talking about? Like, if I had just cut from where I was to this, there's no... This is the pay. This is why you're waiting for everything. And why it's, it's taking a long time. Like, the joy of me finding this is way more, is easily transmitted through the screen when you're waiting with me. Because I'm, I was doing the tedious thing here. And we found it at the same time. I know I'll do some cuts here and there for, for things I think that are not really nice. But this is, like, the payoff of having waited.

Your childhood is probably in a landfill Millions of our greatest builds are sitting at the bottom of a landfill right now. Nobody saved them. Transcript: What happens to a digital metropolis when the hard drive it lives on gets tucked away in a dusty attic, or thrown out during a frantic move? Sometimes we left those worlds behind because we mistakenly believed we could always build another one, not realizing that the specific magic of that time and place is inextricably bound to the plastic and silicon we just discarded. We were so focused on forwarding our physical lives to the next chapter, we simply forgot to bring our childhoods with us. It is a profoundly strange modern tragedy to think that millions of our greatest architectural triumphs are currently sitting at the bottom of a landfill. #nostalgia #childhood #minecraft #xbox360 #growingup #lostmedia #videoessay #goodolddays

My Therapist Is a Minecraft Painting [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftFunny #MinecraftMemes #MinecraftDiamonds #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: Hi Robert. It was nice today. We did the upstairs again. We have the glasses done. So, uh, it's not as windy as it was. We went down the mines and found, uh, some diamonds. Here, look at those. We got six of those. Are you proud of me, Robert? Yeah, I know. This is a coping mechanism. I know. We did the road too. So, um, even though we don't walk faster on it, it's just for funsies. I'm so proud of it, Robert. I'm proud of myself. I hope you're proud of me too. Please. Oh, the song is not helping.

I Promised To Skip The Boring Mining [Alpha 1.2.6] #Minecraft #MinecraftAlpha #MinecraftDungeon #MinecraftDiamonds #MinecraftMining #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #Minecraft2010 #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I don't want to bore you with this good old mining stuff. You already know how it works and, uh, I'll see you back up, I guess, or unless something interesting happens. Well, here's something interesting. Let's just plug that up because these are skeletons. I think I'm going to use this spawner Uh, let's just loot the chests. Oh, double interesting. Oh yeah. We got enough now to make something probably going to make a pickaxe first.

My Balcony Looks Like A Boat Dock [Alpha 1.2.6] #Minecraft #MinecraftAlpha #MinecraftBuilding #MinecraftHouse #MinecraftBuild #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #Minecraft2010 #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: Oh, I hate that. I hate it so much. It looks like how do you call that? Where you dock the boat on the water. It looks like I took that out of the water and just slapped it on the house. Oh yeah. I hate this on a high level. All the rest is feeling great. I mean, I'm feeling this. Maybe it's just that I hate. I just hate that.

I've Rarely Been This Scared In Minecraft [Alpha 1.2.6] #Minecraft #MinecraftAlpha #MinecraftSkeleton #MinecraftCaves #MinecraftScary #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #Minecraft2010 #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I've, I've rarely been that scared. I mean, like those skeletons, they do not have aimbots, but they do so much damage. I don't really want to fight them. Like I want to hide and I hear them. They're just to my left somewhere, but I don't know. They're in the water. So they're just down there. Ah, those noises. They don't help. I don't want to get jump scared again. And since I hear them in the water, I'm just waiting for them to like drop from the ceiling. I'm not fit for this. I just need some iron please.

Why Aren't These Leaves Decaying? [Alpha 1.2.6] #Minecraft #MinecraftAlpha #MinecraftTrees #Timelapse #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #Minecraft2010 #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: You know what? I just realized something in this update leaves do not decay. So you have to punch everything to get the saplings. It, I was thinking, well, leaves do decay today in the later updates. So maybe I'll leave those floating canopies everywhere. And when the update comes, I'll like position myself. And this is going to be like a nice time-lapse to look at, like a nice show of rapid decay.

I Thought Fences Weren't In The Game Yet [Alpha 1.2.6] #Minecraft #MinecraftAlpha #MinecraftBuilding #MinecraftFarm #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #Minecraft2010 #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: And the fact we can't do fences yet, I feel extremely dumb. Like it's so much easier to craft. It costs less. Like, wow. I guess the farm is going to be different again. I, I thought I was going to do like two high like this with staircase going up around and the farm is on top to prevent animals from trampling it. But fences back on the menu, baby.

My Psychologist Is A Painting Named Robert [Alpha 1.2.6] #Minecraft #MinecraftAlpha #MinecraftFunny #MinecraftPaintings #MinecraftMemes #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #Minecraft2010 #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I'll have to have a little talk with Robert for a while because I feel really, really bad at this game. It's crazy. There's so many things I'm like, Hey Robert, I just figured out how to make these fences today. And I figured out I'm not, I'm not fit against skeletons and, uh, it makes me feel inferior and, uh, I don't like it. I would like to talk about this after I'm done with the audience and, um, yeah, but I still did some good things today. I figured out some stuff about the fences with the posts and, uh, I, I, you know, I made the second floor of the house, a thing of the past now because it's going to be possible and it's not ugly. It's looking good. So I'm, I'm, yeah, that's what I want to talk about today.

That Was A Quick Ignition, Brother [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #Creeper #MinecraftCaves #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: I'm hearing a cave. And I think it's a creeper. I'm going to be heading into the cave. Let's go towards the sound. It sounds like right there. It's right there. God damn. Woo! Wow. That was a quick ignition, brother. Could you like just give me a second here? He was already primed. I need to find the way up without being underwater. Oh my God, dude. Is he like following me? What the heck? There's more than one. They are following me. I don't really care about the creepers anymore. Bye-bye.

A Skeleton Spawned Right On Me [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #Skeleton #MobSpawner #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: [A skeleton] just spawned on me. Oh, my lord. How did that happen? Why did it spawn there? Holy shit. I guess I'm working on this side then. I got so scared. Okay, so they're spawning now. Why? Yeah, my sword broke. That's nice. Oh, my god. I can hear them just multiplying over there. I need a solution. Real fast. I don't even have food. I need to go back up. I did not intend on this happening.

I Do Not Learn From My Mistakes [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftFunny #MinecraftDeath #MinecraftBoat #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming #Minecraft2010 Transcript: Oh, I'll die. I will die if I do this. Because I do not learn from my mistakes. Oh, come on. Why was it working before and now it's not? Why is it not moving? That's so weird. What's with the boats in this game? Yeah, I'll die. I'll die. Oh, my God. It's getting and worse. We're going back up there. And let's just hope I don't die on the way up or something like that. Oh, this shit is broken. We don't have boats. So, this is it. At least I'm right over there.

My Boat Elevator Finally Works, Sort Of [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #MinecraftElevator #MinecraftBoat #MinecraftBuilding #MinecraftFunny #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: I think I figured this out, right? Turns around. Oh, no. I hop back out of the boat. This is getting difficult. So, I figured it out. That's it. That door was just to be able to get in faster inside. So, we get into the boat. Now, we can hop out here easily. Now we can hop out here easily, too. So, I think we have it. A working elevator. Well, more like an escalator.

Footsteps in the Dark, No Other Sound [Beta 1.1] #Minecraft #MinecraftBeta #Creeper #MinecraftCreeper #MinecraftMining #MinecraftCaves #OldMinecraft #MinecraftNostalgia #RetroGaming #LetsPlay #MinecraftTikTok #Gaming Transcript: What am I hearing? Oh, that is a creeper. Does anything else not make a sound when walking, other than the footsteps there's any mob not making sound when walking. I just hope I'm not mining into it and it's going to fall on me. Oh, hello. I think it's right there. Yeah. There you go.