Aliem_2104 (@aliem_2104)

GUYS I KNOW LUZ IS BI THIS IS A JOKE. Why You Should Put the Lesbians in the Freezer (During a Heatwave) Every summer, society asks the important questions. Should you close the curtains? Is 32°C really "not that bad"? How many iced coffees is too many? I'd like to propose another: Should you put the lesbians in the freezer? From a purely thermodynamic perspective, the answer is yes. Lesbians are, on average, observed to wear more flannel than meteorologically advisable. Flannel is an excellent fabric for autumn apple orchards, mildly haunted bookstores, and staring thoughtfully at mountains. It is significantly less appropriate when the pavement has begun to develop opinions. A brief stay in the freezer may therefore improve operational efficiency. There are also practical benefits. Cooler lesbians are less likely to spend twenty minutes debating whether it's "too hot to function" before ultimately deciding to lie dramatically on the floor with a fan pointed directly at their face. Refrigeration may reduce this behavior by as much as absolutely no scientifically measured amount. Critics argue that a freezer is "too cold." This misunderstands the proposal. Nobody is suggesting long-term storage. We're talking about the culinary equivalent of chilling a glass before pouring lemonade: just enough to restore morale. The environmental case is equally compelling. Instead of turning the air conditioning down another three degrees, simply rotate your household lesbians through the freezer in five-minute intervals. This admittedly has not been peer reviewed, but it sounds sustainable, and that's often half the battle. Naturally, there are exceptions. If your local lesbian has already acquired three iced drinks, commandeered the only fan in the house, and is happily reading in the shade with a cat nearby, refrigeration is unnecessary. At this point, she has achieved thermal equilibrium. In conclusion, the freezer should be viewed not as a place of punishment, but as a temporary climate-control facility for flannel enthusiasts who accidentally scheduled existence during the hottest week of the year. Please note: remove the lesbian before she freezes solid. They're much easier to hug when they're only lightly chilled. #lumity #lesbian #theowlhouse #happypridemonth🏳️‍🌈 @BadGirlCoven #2 LUNTER HATER‼️

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I like just mention something abt tadc and then he says that its stupid and weird and he also calls it „the amazing digital s€xmes“ WHY IS HE CALLING IT THAT HE DIDNT EVEN WATCH IT (Im not hating on him) but cant he just like let me talk abt it I mean I always let him talk and whem i start talking abt my interests he says I dont care or that its stupid #tadc #onlinefriends #

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NO HATE: I dont think any of these are weird i just think other people think they’re weird when I tell them that I like them #weirdkid #mphfpc #ikeaalien #yealokre #theowlhouse

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Ouriel got a girlfriend their name is Ziema. #ikea #ikeaalien #alien #girlfriend

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@Niko HELPPPPP ITS A UHLY UGLY SLUG ON MY RUG MY DAD IS GONNA EXPLODE IF HE SEES THIS (he really loves these rugs) #nosepoofarto #slugs #eww