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Haha. Mom took me into bed and whispered sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. Wait, did you just say there are bugs crawling on my bed biting me while I sleep? Why would you tell me that bro? I haven't slept in like 3 fucking days. Mom was giving me a bath and started saying rub it up, dub three men in a tub. I'm like, whoa, mom, let me stop you right there. I don't know why you're talking about three men rub it up, dub each other in a tub but I am way too young for the mental image you just fucking gave me. My mom told me I need to stop crying over every little thing. I'm like, for real, mom, you got a problem with me crying cause I'm hungry or I shit myself bitch, I see you cry cause your fucking Wi-Fi disconnected. My mom complained that wherever she goes there I am always attached at the hip. I'm like, don't be silly. That's not true at all mom. I mean sometimes I'm attached at the boob instead. I was born last year and the first thing I remember is a doctor flipping me over and smacking me on my butt hey, what the hell did I do bro? Why are you spanking me already? I just fucking got here. I threw a tantrum at the dinner table and my dad told me to use my inside voice. I'm like, what are You even talking about dad? I'm using my voice and I'm inside. So what exactly is the fucking problem? I tried escaping my crib the other day. I didn't get far before my dad picked me up and put me right back inside. I just sat there like, well, now I know how fucking out chopper feel.