Alan Carr (@chattyman)

It’s official. I’m heading back on tour across the UK and Ireland in 2027. Sign up at alancarr.net and join the bulletin board in my bio for presale access tomorrow from 11am. General sale starts 11am on Friday. Can’t wait to see you all there. #fyp #alancarr #comedy #standup #tour

When you set off your own fire alarm 🔥 🚨 😏

TOMORROW on Life’s a Beach I feel like I’ve won the ‘Lottery’ because on my flight I’ve got the one and only @direalshaggy ! And funnily enough, that’s the name of his new album, Lottery. We talk holidays, his unexpected friendship with Sting, his incredible career and so much more! It’s a proper laugh, plus we might even find out the secret to getting away with absolutely anything… 😉 OUT TOMORROW 🏖️ @Rossi

I think she liked me 🤣❤️ @Tiara Skye

Especially for two x #fyp

Tomorrow on Life’s a Beach … the fabulous @Jane McDonald ❤️ We chat all about her gorgeous new album ‘Living the Dream’ (which I’ve had on repeat 😍), her HUGE @mighty_hoopla performance coming up this weekend and, because she is the undisputed queen of cruising, I had to gift her the Heart of the Ocean… seemed only right 🚢 Make sure you’re subscribed so it lands in your ears tomorrow morning x

BREAKING: Alan Carr wants you to come out as a genius. 🧠 It’s time to stop hiding your superpower. If you can smash puzzles, spot patterns, solve problems or dominate a crossword but it’s all in secret - It’s time to stop being Clark Kent about it and step into your superpower. Apply now at geniuscasting.co.uk before casting closes in the next few weeks. We already have loads of amazing women applying. This is officially a big shout-out to the men to apply today! Yes, BAFTA-winning Alan Carr is begging for men on the internet in a super hero costume at nearly 50. Ideal! Apply today - www.geniuscasting.co.uk

Liza with a Z, Liberace with a E and Alan with a C!

Today’s Life’s a Beach podcast is a BIG one… I’ve got the one and only @Sheridan Smith joining me for a proper natter about her new show The Cage which was out last night on @bbc 📺 She got a big surprise, surprise when she found out it was me starring in Cilla 2: The Revenge… what can I say? I’m a lora lora laughs 😉 Make sure you’re subscribed and ready because the full episode is out now wherever you listen 🏖️

Found the full flip in my drafts…you’re welcome x

Fresh from hosting the Brits and SNL we have the utterly brilliant @Jack Whitehall on board AlanAir ✈️ he’s so busy we were lucky to get him on board and with an upcoming Stand Up arena tour ‘Bad Influence’ starting in January 2027 - he’s going to get even busier!! Get those tickets while you can! Enjoy Life’s a beach with a kebab! 😉😜✈️❤️

Can I get a consonant..and a pawn? The brilliant @Carol Vorderman got on board Alan Air to talk all things travel, but things soon got turbulent when we decided to play a saucy game of Strip Chess. Talk about hot! You’ll be fanning yourself down with a sick bag - safe flight!!

Do you ever feel like you’re being played?! 😂 this week on my podcast Lifes a Beach, I have the wonderful @marcusmumford talking all about his amazing new album Prizefighter. We had so much fun! Available to listen now, enjoy! 🏖️

New episode of Life’s a Beach podcast 🏖️ and this week I am joined by Take That, talking their new documentary and the upcoming tour. We even played a little game called Take That or Fake Twat. They did ask me to join them on tour but I politely declined. Out now! #fyp #alancarr #takethat #podcast #dance

Are you coming to the love shack with me and Brandi Carr-lile? @Brandi Carlile @Girls Just Wanna Weekend #fyp #alancarr #brandicarlile #kareoke

Connor & Charli wya #heatedrivalry

Happy New Year everyone. Thank you for all your support it really does mean the world. 2025 has been quite the year - who knew a lantern and cloak would actually suit me heres to turrets and touring!!! Let’s see what 2026 has in store shall we? Enjoy! #fyp #comedy #nye

Merry Christmas from the troublesome twosome !! #fyp #alancarr #comedy #palomafaith #christmas

HELP! #fyp #alancarr #comedy #palomafaith

London carollers getting more and more unhinged!! #fyp #alancarr #comedy #palomafaith #christmas

Thought I’d finally cave and launch an OnlyFans… Only joking. I’m going back on tour. UK and Ireland 2027 Sign up at alancarr.net and join my broadcast channel to get first access to presale tomorrow from 11am. General sale starts 11am on Friday. #fyp #alancarr #comedy #standup #tour

Series 3 of ‘Changing Ends’ is now available to watch on @ITVX 👏🏼 #fyp #changingends #itv #alancarr

This year I’m entering the Christmas charts with ‘All I want for Christmas is a cloak and a lantern’ do you think we could make it number 1?! #fyp #traitors #christmasnumberone #alliwantforchristmas #itstime

This week on my podcast ‘Life’s a beach’, I’m joined by the wonderful @Gloria Estefan 😍 We talk about her incredible career, the love of her life @emilioestefan and her brand-new album Raíces. And when I was running late, Gloria and Emilio got me there the only way they know how, we took a conga! @Rossi 💃🏽Listen now on all platforms 🏖️

Being a traitor is a full time job. See you at 9! #traitors #fyp

😜😜😜 #traitors #alancarr #fyp #bbc

This week on Life’s A Beach I’m joined by the one and only @Dita Von Teese ! She teases us with tales of her travel adventures and talks about her tantalising new show Nocturnelle, coming to the UK this January. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, and I ended up giving directions on the way… let’s just say those tassel lessons are finally paying off!

Fridge magnets? Mariah Carey wouldn’t cross the street for one… unless it was diamond-encrusted. Hear the full episode of Life’s a beach wherever you listen and if you’ve listened already… fridgemagnets yay or nay? #mariahcarey #podcasts #lifesabeach #alancarr

You can listen to @Mariah Carey on my podcast ‘life’s a beach’ on all platforms now! Full interview coming to YouTube this Friday 🦋 #mariahcarey #podcasts #lifesabeach #alancarr #travel