@davessweettooth

🦗 They really don’t have anything to say if it’s not spoon fed to them. Although, once PeeWee German climbs out of his coffin I’m sure we will hear more nonsense being spewed and somehow blame the new blue states for all the problems. #blexas #magatears #toffee #thanksforyourattentiontothismatter…

Is this what serotonin feels like? Y’all, we did it. Watching the coverage yesterday was cathartic. We’re super excited for our home state to hold it down, but watching some of the big seat flips across the country was next level. Texas, Kansas, the Carolinas, to name a few. Thank you to everyone…

$17.76 each, or all three for $47.86 ($86.47 is too much, even if it sounds better) #toffee #magatears #voteblue #electionday #tiktokmademebuylt

I don’t even have a caption for this. Like c’mon, how is this real life? Y’all this is my real job. I’m on salary, and this is what I did for work today. I mean I also sent some emails, helped fix a bag sealer, and we ordered some ingredients. But like this was the highlight. Making a funny video…

#PSA from your favorite candy company. #smallbusiness #bluewave #yourvotematters #vote @Abdul El-Sayed @Benson HQ @christinaforcongress

F.M.K - Toffee covered pretzel edition 😂 #davessweettoothtoffee #fmk #funny #pretzels #love @officialmillennial

So we ran out of toffee pretzels again the other day. So if you’re reading this we are probably currently packaging up a fresh batch of Maple Brown Butter into the bags that you’re about to order. #pretzels #toffee #restock #stopbuyingthis #weretired

You know what they say… The 4th K is a charm (or something). We would like to do whatever the opposite of congratulations are for Katie, the new press secretary, who has “practiced” at being a lawyer, but definitely has not practiced as a lawyer. We are looking forward to many more memes and…

Things are pretty quiet around here when there’s no Russian bot farm traffic boosting your progressive posts with fascist propaganda. #simulation #pretzels #datacenters #toffee #smallbusinesscheck

“Dude you’re getting a Dell” 🦎 #susandell #lizardpeople #pretzel #halloween #shoulderpads

Why is everyone asking for behind the scenes footage of making toffee? It’s kinda boring. We just caramelize butter and sugar together, add in some nuts, pour it out onto trays so we can dust it with a chocolate topping that’s melts all ooey gooey and then sprinkle some crushed nuts on top. 🤷‍♂️…

IYKYK. Caramel Apple Crunch just soft launched on the shmebsmite 🤫 GYSFCACSYCTY (get you some fucking caramel apple crunch so you can treat yourself). #caramelapple #toffee #launch #baddie #sweaterweather

We’re really sick of hearing “oh, well that’s a good problem to have” lately. We just want to get caught up for like one day 😭 we’re trying our best over here y’all. Most things are sold out on TikTok right now. You can still order on the smebsite, but honestly it’s gonna take a week or two to…

I swear this isn’t AI 🤖 I don’t know why my voice sounds like this. #toffee #pretzels #notai #promise #laborday

Is anyone else put off by all these new super products that fix everything that’s wrong with your life? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for cool products, but one product can’t fix half a dozen problems, right? Anywho, we only make one promise. Our toffee covered pretzels taste great. You’ll like…

How else am I supposed to take the edge off when I get home? Nothing hits quite like a glass of Maple Bourbon Pecan. Yes it’s toffee, yes I also poured a “real” glass to go along with it. Best pairing ever. #toffee #bourbon #flood #greatlakes #ontherocks

We thought this shit was a joke when we first saw it. Now, well let’s just say that you do not fuck with the Great Lakes where we’re from. Yes I know that Lake Ontario is kinda the joke lake in Michigan, but like we are ride or die about the Great Lakes here. For people who was poetic about…

Nostalgia baby!!! We just launched Orange Creamsicle from our test kitchen for Toffee of the Week. If it sounds good, buy it now, we’re launching a new limited micro batch flavor every week to test some recipes we’ve always wanted to try. #toffee #orange #creamsicle #smallbatch #icecreamtruck

It’s been a while since we’ve sent Kick Rocks to someone. Being Michiganders ourselves, this hits a little close to home (doesn’t really hit home for Mike Rogers though). While we had a huge primary win that were all riding high on, the real fight is yet to come. We will be doing everything we can…

STR8 FROM THE TOFFEE TEST LAB! WE’VE LAUNCHED A SMASH UP MASH UP WITH OUR NEW STRAWBERRY LEMONADE FLAVOR. 1/2 LLLLEMON TOFFEE AND 1/2 RAZZLEBERRY TOFFEE MIXED TOGETHER LIKE A PEANUT BUTTER N JELLLY SANDWICH IF THE BREAD WAS TOFFEE AND THE PEANUT BUTTER WAS LEMONADE AND THE JELLY WAS RASPBERRIES…

Everybody can see this shit right? Who is letting them get away with this over and over and over again??? #corruptgovernment #insidertrading #toffee #candy #rant

Oh, so that’s how you’re supposed to get new followers 🤦‍♂️ why didn’t we think of this sooner. #viral #toffee #socialmedia #followers #hacks

🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝Jimothy Crunch is the first drop our Toffee Flavor of the Week. We made 250 of this unhinged trash panda flavor to launch our new series. Rich buttery almond toffee topped with white chocolate and crushed Oreos and potato chips. #jimothy #racoon…

Our boss called before we went LIVE to say that he wanted a “Jimothy” video for our flavor of the week. Well I think I’m getting a promotion because I actually just made Jimothy Crunch Toffee. It’s our almond toffee topped with white chocolate, crushed @OREO and potato chips. Super small batch…

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. Or rather, it just happens to be a Monday, and we’re starting off the week strong with our bag sealer being on the fritz. Yay!!! Running a business is so much fun we totally recommend it 😭 Lucky for you, we already have a bunch of bags packed and…

Phew 😅 that was a close one. #fdt #toffee #pretzels #dreams #wakeup

We’re going to the @Lisandra Vazquez show in Detroit tomorrow and we think we’re gonna make her a toffee cross. Should we do all jars, all bags, or jars in the middle and bags on the side??? We’re super excited!!! #toffee #detroit #abdulelsayed #comedy #fangirling

With the primaries wrapping (vote Abdul if you’re in Michigan BTW) Mitch McConnell can finally rest in piece now that the political inconvenience has past. Enjoy your leave of eternity 🐢 #mitchmcconnell #treats #snacks #abdul #toffee

When you go up to the cabin and everyone texts you to remind you to bring their favorite flavor so you bring a cooler with a few bags of everything. #summer #candy #coldone #toffee #michigan

You’d think the fuck your feelings crowd wouldn’t be so emotional about some small candy company from Michigan 🤷‍♂️ #maga #cult #toffee #freedom #candyshop