Michael (@lanzypants)

Sorry to Pooks and Sammie for being “that guy”, but hey. Like Ben Franklin said on Taylor’s Internet: “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”. We’ll see. @Sammie Dee @Jordan Ritz

The Zion Tunnel. Everything I hoped for and more. I cried at least once. #Zion #NPS @nationalparksusa #utah #vacation #lgbt #fy #holytoledo

God knew what he was doing when he brought me into the orbit of these three incredible women 24 years ago in our freshman PE class. We clicked. We bonded. Been vibing since ‘02. They had been friends for over a decade when our consolidated high school brought us together. I got real damn lucky as…

#stitch with @rebecca koltun the flabbers be gasted. DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING. #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp #darkhumor #omg #snort

The wildest #storytime I’ve had in a FAT minute. #rabies #friendtok #kansas

Don’t worry I’m still here. FWIW all the warehouse guys at my job have had hours cut. Ain’t just me. #Vlog #longervideos #zodiac #pisces #guncle love ya 💜@Kel | Leggings & Lipstick💋 @Kayla

✨ Adventures in Language ✨ #dogsoftiktok #español #humidititties

SURELY I cannot be the only one, right? #haircut #bestdayever #pride #feelssogood

#stitch with @Mandi.Y’all y’all iykyk growing up working on the family farm in the 90s could be its own stand-up special on Netflix. The stories I could tell are WILD 😂😂 ask me about how getting chased with piglet nuts led to a tetanus shot 💀 #CowCo #farmtok #agtok #kansas

#stitch with @Addison Stoddard #kansastok #dialects #accents #kansas

#stitch with @Courier Newsroom When will it be enough? STAHP, RAHN. #AItok #watercrisis #flint #chatgpt

#stitch with @TerryAndKaniyia oh hey so it’s me. SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS TO @terryandkanaiya so they can experience this on the MOLECULAR level that I do every time I hear it. #90scountry #reaction #terryandkaniyia #perfection

#stitch with @Ariella Chanelle #myfavoriteicecream #sos

#stitch with @Jess I was born in 88 and we ALL heard about #JessicaInTheWell #jessica #nottoday #imtired

#stitch with @Abigail we didn’t punch out until 2am, girlies. And don’t even get me started on the mens in the era of “going out shirts” bc that was WILD. 😂😂😂 #2010sfashion #indaclub #goingout #gbf

#stitch with @Steven Kimmi IYKYK ANYTHING WEST OF SALINA 📢

Big dummy checking in. #ouch #steelworker #osha #occupationalhazard #dontdothat

TW for #grieftok and #familydynamics and #funeraltok. Just needed to share my feels to the interwebs. Such a long week/weekend, but eternally grateful that the through line was Love and Faith and giving a little more of yourself to build up the others around you. Tell Grandpa “Hey” for me, Gran…

Bringing the heat; saving the shine. 😘 Cheers to 2026.

Like, what? Come on girl, do your homework. Love her to bits, but it’s a little bit past naive. #CocoChanel #HapyChanukka #MerryHappy #Markowitz

Just an observation, right? #drytissues #erikakirk #jdvance

#stitch with @pennydreadfu11 DON’T DO THAT! IT HURTS. #dontdothat #ouch #sharp

🚨 DON’T SCROLL! It’s worth it, I promise. 💜 this is just a story time about mental health and my own personal experience. I PROMISE that in today’s day and age, we are not only our worst enemies, we are also our own staunchest advocates. There’s always sunlight, babes 💜 @Megan #mensmentalhealth…

Never a dull moment, that’s for sure 😂 #dogtok #searchandrescue #wtf #kansas For work purposes, recorded on my camera app in the moment, posted after work. 😘

#stitch with @Kristen Rae Pucci #badguy #savethedramaforyourmama #villain

Tuesday Good News! So excited for @Zohran Mamdani and also some bookoffaces recognition! @Robert Earl Keen #kansas #checkin #fyp #ElectionDay

#stitch with @Delaware Realtor Zach JUST. ONCE. Like wtffffff 😩 #millenial #lgbt #kansas #crisis

#SundayCheckIn #sunday just checking in to say hey. Hope you all have a magical week! @Sammie Dee still waiting just saying 🤣 love you guys bye! 💋

#friday #halloween update for y’all. Hope everyone had a great week and hoping for an even better weekend! Especially Pookie 🤣 #g7 #group7 @dylangossett