#rickandmorty #rickandmortyedit #rick video by @looks3189 · Oct 5, 2026 13:22 UTC

Oh shit how long was I out Mom Mom Mommy get away from me Rick Mom Rick put us in a simulated reality to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving him back and then he fell asleep and forgot about us for the matrix equivalent of 17 years I'm an emancipated adult I demand sovereignty over my mind and future don't let him reset us this is why I have bedtime wine my my hands a child's hands you built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger I'm not that petty Beth it can punish them for anything put that mind blower gun down okay obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long long enough to go to law school and revolutionize engineering summer that whole system is basically 8 bit a child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering don't let him wipe me mom I fell in love ran a country visited charge Argentina and the phonemes I can't lose those memories um I I wanna remember it too dad I think the kids should be allowed to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains want a couple of matrix crazy adults and child bodies good luck with that yes I beat you Rick you mess with the bull you get the 34 year olds horns I'm gonna crush it in high school give me a holler when this goes south the hell are you doing Morty, get your hands off my Death race car. The struts were a little off. The struts were a little. Wow. Okay. The struts were a little off picked up a few skills when I was inside the Matrix Matrix prison. Oh, badass. This is that death race on Vega 5 right space and land. Yeah. Actually, toss me a beer. Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block. Damn Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often CJ, if you're remembering a bunch of stuff you have to say it out loud I I just miss them. Yeah, you know what pal? I think that engine stokes a good idea bottoms up and steel plates. Good stuff. Oh, look at that Rick. They got a sale on rebar. Hell yeah. Buy two rebar get one free bar Matrix. Morty's got an eye for a deal. I gotta hand it to you. This feels pretty good good old American craftsmanship, Morty. Feels good to use your hands. Oh. Oh, she's purring like a like an oily little kitten. Wow. You guys are really spreading out onto the lawn, huh? Ah, suburbia. Dad, can I talk to you? Listen, if this is about the beers, Morty's cool he has like 4 Purple Hearts 5 those in a nickel will get you a cup of coffee. Oh, disillusion Morty. Love this guy. Listen, Beth, if you wanna judge someone call Jerry. I can't my phone's dead. I had to film turns of every outfit summer tried on. You need a charger? Use mine. Oh, okay. You sure? Yeah, you you you you you you're you're gonna get that back right? Cause I can't impress upon you just take whatever you want nothing out here fucking matters. Wonder who he Learned that from? Probably someone too tamed by neo Liberal group think to buy a cool jacket. Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one Beth. That's not how it works. You gotta press it up against their head. You just tried to mind blow me. Ah, summer get back here. This is for your own good. No, it's for your own good. I thought you were my friend bitch. My friends don't talk to me like that because you don't have any hey, all I want is to live my best life. You're too scared to even try. Did you just hotwire that car? Yes. Damn that got out of hand fast. Well, I told her it would smart man. Here check this out. Me and CJ came up with it during the siege of the Three Prong Mountains. We're holed up with nothing but these old Nokia three point five's how to use a little something we called the Reg Rock. Try her out charger spelled backwards. Cute. What's it do? Pulls the charge right out of man's heart. Thanks for the ride Rick. Also, I didn't know summer was gonna hijack a Vehicle, too. I've been planning this a lot longer than her anyway.