Sam Carter (@papiheel)

Same hairline too. #90s #repost #celinedion #90sthrowback #latenight #sleeping

I’m fine. #crashout #what #how #adulting #imfine

These never work for me. Ugh. #sabrinacarpenter #hot #transition #stillugly #makeup

Nailed the whole plot. #sitp #LanguageLearning #thesummeriturnedpretty #nailedit #pretty

First day of school fit. #throwingafit #firstday #fitcheck

It would be a powerful performance. #mickeymouse #afewgoodmen #impression #impressions #sofunny

So hot. So creative. #onthisday #pitchperfect #socreative #hot #imsorry

Just finished the new Hunger Games book and this is still true. #hungergames #maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavor

My son (and his friends) obviously get his sense of humor from me. #notmynamequarterback #likefatherlikeson #funny

Don’t answer that. I’m fragile. #ugly #onthisday #question #imsorry

Classic father daughter bonding. #hsm #hsm3 #fatherdaughter #family #highschoolmusical

It’s genius. And true. #poop #sam #poopsongs #tiktokban

So much talent. #onthisday #impressions #chrisfarley #vandownbytheriver #mattfoley #talent #tiktokban

This is why they are shutting down this app. #mythbusted #myth #highlycreative #imsorry #iykyk

Serious stuff. #serious #nojoking #notfunny #what

Nothing has changed. #happynewyear #newyear #2025 #dancer #wellbelowaverage #gooddancer #julliardgraduate #somuchskill

I think I may need to see my therapist twice a week. #santa #santaclause #christmas #therapy

I was so funny. What happened? (I was not funny.) #onthisday #repost #singer #singing #julliardgrad #sotalented #lyrics

Don’t do the drugs. #dare #starwars #dontdodrugs #imsorry

Mid. #mid #burn #youths #slang #whatamidoing #greenscreen #sofunny #ornotfunny

1993 state speeling champ hear! Genious! #smart #spellingchamp #whiskey #or #whisky #itswhiskey #or #itswhisky #greathashtags #notreally #imtired

That lyric spoke to me. #repost #hamilton #hamiltonmusical #lyrics #linmanuelmiranda #lmm #genius #abcxyz

I respect people liking whatever food they like, but I will always believe this. #bacon #repost #turkeybacon #abcxyz #hashtags #morehashtags #gross

#THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT check on them. #taylorswift

Please help! #puzzle #smart #help #notsmart #helpme #confused #lost

Don’t make promises you can’t keep. #endoftheworld #rapture #promises #fyp #please

Still true. So glad at least I think I’m funny. #funny #sofunny #notfunny #repost #onthisday #whatswrongwithme

#stitch with @Jorge feelings hurt. #funny #notfunny #crush #nocrushes #dangit

King of topical humor. #dune2 #puns #sofunny #imsorry #notfunny

Still same. So that’s cool. #ladiesman #socool #highschool #imfine