jp (@parkavision)

airport workers are a different kind of strength #airport #stupidpeople #flying #tsa #boardingpass

please tell me this has happened to literally anyone else #restaurant #nyc #morons #customerservice

this may or may not have just happened to me lmao #internship #returnoffer #corporate #unemployed

sometimes i react to my own messages to get the ball going

ant mvp year incoming

are you afraid?

might as well put airpods in atp

like is there even anything else that can come close to what i was feeling?

do u even understand how much money that is

like my bad bro calm down

“nothing too crazy just chilled”

and tell me why bro didn’t say anything during the whole interaction

sometimes the only one i can depend on is the bathroom bouncer

i would sacrifice my elbow for jayden daniels

i fear for those who never understand they’re the weak link

dudes would rather doom scroll in darkness than spend time with their closest boys

like a grown ass man took a mean ass shit all over the toilet put on his suit and went back to work

luckily haven’t met any weird ass dudes on fb yet

this has gotta be a prank show and i’m the victim

like the amount of people i see doing this everyday is so ode

clean kitchen just makes food taste better imo

swear i see some dudes literally every time i lift

can’t wait for the movie about making a movie about a movie #movies #odyssey #rocky #writers #nomorehunger

thought everyone knew your not supposed to remember your birthdays #birthday #party #nightlife #friends #celebration

should i start larping as an nfl player? #nfl #daejonlove #sports #larp #49ers

the amount of times i had to hold back a wtf reaction is insane #restaurant #sushi #customerservice #fish #nyc

my favorite player is about to win a ring #anthonyedwards #kuminga #timberwolves #nba #2027

had to tell everyone i was cramping fml #volleyball #basketball #gym #rust #narp

gotta go back to sum no aura fits for a while #packing #rant #clothes #travel #college

had the deepest talks on the walks after hoops and eats #homie #loyalty #hoops #nowhip #walk