Damz (@professordamz)

I play this song at least 3x a day for good luck #nakupenda #winniwinniwannawanna #professordamz

Look what this team is doing to my dad, they will pay. #amorim #manunited

This is better than the original imo 🤷🏾‍♂️ #malta #weoutside #rhude

It has never been this bad before, and I fear it’ll only get worse #manchesterunited #banter #suicideprevention #professordamz

The premier league would be a much better product if we had competent officiating #premierleague #referee #isak #professordamz

Some of you need to stop speaking on heaven like they’re just gonna let anybody in there #heaven #professordamz

That is one of the phrases I hate the most ##poverty##yousillypeople##professordamz

As long as the opinion doesn’t cross the line of a personal attack, I don’t see the issue. Must we all have the same music taste? ##music##hating##professordamz

Wahalli for those who no hear Yoruba, sorryyy oo ##confession##jinchuriki##naruto##professordamz

Being delusional is a non-negotiable characteristic of being a Man United fan ##delusional##manchesterunited##professordamz

Guys don’t wanna see you elevate past the point that they last saw you at, it’s weird ##harrykane##ballondor##professordamz

The hate is honestly so forced, you lot can’t put your biases aside for once ##harrykane##ballondor##professordamz

Let me not even start naming names before I get in trouble #beauty #professordamz

I generally didn’t know this is what people were doing, I don’t understand it #poopoo #friends #professordamz

Some man still have peps in adulthood btw, but I digress ##peps##professordamz

Somebody is out there claiming somebody that they’ve never seen in real life btw, can you imagine? ##talkingstage##doyougetitorno##professordamz

They don’t tell you the random costs that come with funding an automobile #forgetdicah ##driving##professordamz

This ceremony is toooo long winded, just get to the point man #ballondor #professordamz

I will forever die on this hill, no don’t need talent to be a popping artist but you need talent to blow as a producer ##producer##music##professordamz

This is an extremely common pipe plan for both men and women #funny #professordamz

These filters are tooo funny man #filler #surgery #genz #professordamz

I used to be scared of the most random things when I was younger #irrationalfear #poppingballs #professordamz

Yes, the board and the owners are a disgrace, but Carrick is not helping himself with these lineups #carrick #manchesterunited #professordamz

Whoever is responsible for the signing needs to lose their job effective immediately ##andreysantos##manchesterunited##professordamz

These lot have the audacity to shake their heads like they aren’t the cause of this circus??? #omarberrada #jasonwilcox #ineos #manchesterunited #professordamz

This club is finished man #manchesterunited #professordamz

You have to laugh or you will cry #lisandromartinez #manchesterunited #professordamz

This club is finished man #aydenheaven #manchesterunited #professordamz

This gimmick is overrated asf #premproven #manchesterunited #professordamz

I have not seen this guy put in one good performance since the start of this season #tielemans #manchesterunited #professordamz