Sarasays (@saragirl289)

It wasn’t a sleepover, it was a test drive in forbidden softness 😌💔➡️🚪 Three girls. One mattress. Sorry, your sapphic comfort level exceeded showroom policy.” 🛏️😂 #GL #bedlove #loves #💕glamorous💕 #fypシ

I swear, Bruce is EVERYWHERE! 🤬🔑💥 Sorry about the mess, love! 🇬🇧😂 #WheresBruce #SaraSays #Comedy

🎩🍫 A little chocolate never hurt anyone… until the Oompa Loompas started singing about diabetes! 😂🍭💃 Life is short, eat the chocolate! Just don't fall in the river! 🇬🇧✨ #SaraSays #WillyWonka #OompaLoompa #ChocolateFactory #DarkComedy

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I raised my hands. Nothing. Ken Jones shows up in white and suddenly the sea parts. I’m not saying he’s God… I’m just asking questions. 😳🌊 #RedSea #KenJones #SaraSays #TheatreChaos

I’ve just put on an entire show, and now Tiny Matt wants me to make a game? Honestly, the nerve. I’ve given him the weekend off.” ✈️😏 #WheresBruce #TinyMatt #SaraSays

One chapter closes… and somehow the mimes are still following me. 😭🎭 #WheresBruce #CastParty #MimeTrouble #SaraSays …

Apparently, one should never meet one’s audience on an empty stomach… or a full one. Sorry. 🤢🎭 The Lady Bruce reveal has barely begun, and I’ve already left my mark on the red carpet. #WheresBruce #LadyBruce #CastParty #OpeningNight #SaraSays

#CapCut

I’m not making a political statement—I’m British, I’m having fun, and after tonight we’re all getting bloody pissed. The mime was making a scene, so I helped him find the exit. 🇬🇧🎭

I’ve climbed the bloody Wall for this announcement… Tonight, the votes are sealed and the real Lady Bruce will finally be revealed. Brace yourselves, you lot. 👑❄️ #WheresBruce #GameOfBruce #LadyBruce #TheLadyIsRevealed

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Christopher Walken said, “One shot.” I thought he meant tequila. Now I’m freezing in Pennsylvania, dressed like a traffic cone, and the deer knows more about this film than I do. 🦌😂 #ChristopherWalken #TheDeerHunter #WheresBruce #SaraStyle #MovieRecreation

Christopher Walken?! More like Christopher RUN-KEN! 🐎💨 Loved him in Sleepy Hollow, but if you want to chase me through the woods, at least have the decency to bring your bloody head! 💀🪓😂 #Sara #WheresBruce #ChristopherWalken #SleepyHollow #BritishHumour

I put my phone on Do Not Disturb… and now I’m completely disturbed. 😳📵🧵 #DoNotDisturb #CreepyVibes #SaraWasNotReady

Just found out I’m facing Hexa in MAJOR LEAGUE MESS. Be cool, Sara… be cool. 😏🧹 #MajorLeagueMess #SaraVsHexa #BeCoolSara #BringOnTheMess

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One of you is Littlefinger Bruce… and in three bloody days, Lady Bruce will be revealed. 🐦‍⬛❄️ #WhereIsBruce #MysteryChallenge #GameOfThronesParody

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💜 Today I’m going to be Lavender! Purple hair, fabulous dancing, and absolutely no bloody idea what I’m doing! 😂💃 #WheresBruce #IdentitySwap #SaraSays #Lavender #Comedy

🎃🍬 Ran out of Halloween sweets, so I improvised! Baked beans, an old sock and window cleaner. You’re welcome, you ungrateful little monsters! 🇬🇧😂👻 #WheresBruce #Sara #HalloweenHumor #TrickOrTreat #BritishHumour

Tiny Matt was working on the railroad… 🚂🔨 I looked away for TWO BLOODY SECONDS! 😳 Well, that’s one way to get laid off. 🇬🇧😂 #Sara #TinyMatt #WheresBruce #BritishHumour #DarkComedy

Chased a rainbow, found Tiny Matt instead. 🌈🍀 Sent the little wanker into orbit and kept the chocolates. Not quite a pot of gold, but I’ll take it! 😂🍫🚀 #Sara #WheresBruce #TinyMatt #BritishHumour #AIComedy

🍿💥 Lavender, Kaori and I thought we’d have a quiet movie night. One giant bag of popcorn later, we’ve gone bloody viral! 😂🏠💥 #WheresBruce #PopcornExplosion #BritishHumour #MovieNightGoneWrong #ComedyChaos

All Emily and I wanted was a quiet little singalong and a few drinks at sea. 🍷🎶🦈 Apparently, some oversized bastard wanted to join the bloody chorus! Piss off, we’re harmonising! 😂🇬🇧 #SaraSays #WheresBruce #Jaws #BritishHumour #ShowMeTheWayToGoHome

Ten cents to cross the desert, and not a bloody brain cell between them! 🤣🐎 You daft wankers could’ve just gone around! Now piss off, my tea’s getting cold! ☕🇬🇧 #SaraSays #BlazingSaddles #BritishHumour #WesternComedy #DaftWankers