Stephen LaConte (@stephenlaconte)

Love being a heterosexual guy

How to like unlikable people

Give me judge duty

The lids are loose today

Which one are you

Punch is our boy

Do you guys remember these moments from America’s Next Top Model? #antm #americasnexttopmodel #tyrabanks #realitycheck

I wanna hear your food names

Can anything be done about this

Life w/ @JonnyCakes

I swear it gets funny by the end

Unsettling to think about

When you take a screenshot on an iPhone

If you only speak English just fyi

Give up now

Who agrees with me

Replying to @Ingridd.co “Drama is like Gatorade to gay men. It replenishes their electrolytes.” -Jenna Maroney/Gandhi

I’m stressed

Who knew

Definitely not medical advice

Tittilated

Group chat names

Do you ever?

It actually works

It finally happened

I’m sorry Justin

PSA

If an owl lived in Whoville

Ryan Reynolds’ leaked email