StonerGump (@stonergump)

Im still here, please be here with me! Make sure those that need this message see it. Much love all, from me to you, you matter! #trending #foryoupage #mentalhealth #loveyou

Gump'lings thankyou. I know this was a corny way to propose, but I'm a corny man, deal with it! 😀 #comedyvideo #fyp #trending #lol #funnyvideos @MrsStonerGump @Unconventional.mom

Replying to @ryland_84 We have all been there before, our eyes got a little too big and now you must pay the piper. #funnyvideos #lol #fyp #trending

Im not crying, you are! #parenting #kid #fypシ #trendingpost

I live rent-free in some folks' heads, and I ain't even paying utilities! 🤣💨 Imagine getting your panties in a bunch because I'm over here having a huffleapuff and spreading some love! Anywhos, since we're questioning my parenting, the Super Dad competition just entered a NEW PHASE! If I win, 50% of that $25,000 prize will go toward the trust we're building for the 12-year-old girl who was allegedly kept in a cage for over two years. Oh, and I'll get to be in a NATIONAL TV COMMERCIAL! That oughta really make the angry folks happy! Simply Google superdad Daniel Gossard to drop me a vote Bye! Love you! Yes, even you angry folks! #humor #funnymoments #comedy #parenting

Found out some things about wifey that I was unawares of! #trendingpost #fypシ #comedy #funnymoments #humor

friday someone is gonna get around 42k of those hippy concoctions! grab a bumper sticker or book to have a chance! #funnyreels #trending #funnymoments #comedy

I may have caused psychological damage to my sweet little aunt! I forgot! I didnt remember the depravity that some of my writings reached! This one is MILD! Oh lordy! Anywhos love you... #fypシ #comedy #funnymoments #trending #funnyreels

October is downsyndrome awareness month, so I give to you some shenanigans! #humor #funnyreels #comedy #fypシ #trendingreels

When you go on a heroic trip, you need a tripadvisor .com! This is my little cousin @dellanichole , she was my not so great trip advisor and my amazing tattoo artist! #trendingreels #fypシ #comedy #funnyreels #humor

On todays episode of F around and find out we learn that it doesn't matter how big @IM6FOOTSEVEN is, the number "all" will win! #fypシ #comedy #trendingreels #funnyreels #humor

Right to the noggin! #lol #fyp #trending #funny

I can build a house but she makes it home. #fypシ #humor #comedy #couplecomedy

Is it time to burn it down? #couplecomedy #trending #comedy #humor #fypシ

Lets break some chains together. We are all in this together! Love you all! #fypシ #trendingreels #love #addictionrecovery

This story broke me! With your help we have raised over 30k$ for this child who has a long road to recovery ahead of her. Let’s see if we can really bump that number up! go fund me and link for blazers is in my bio. love you all! #fypシ #trending #love #kids

Should I be scared? I AM! #comedy #humor #couplecomedy

I made a new friend, then I made him cry... then he gave me a goose! #friends #comedy #humor #fypシ #trendingreels

MA'AM! NO! This better be a prank or some nonesense, otherwise you are hereby exiled... to somewhere other than here! #fypシ #comedy #humor #trendingreels

This is proof that I may be an idiot but she is a spoiled brat! This is the monster I have created! #couplecomedy #comedy #fypシ #trendingreels #lego

Nino the kitten had a very bad start to his day! This little guy is a terror and so adorable, he will attack your leg as you walk but, full tilt, jumps up and smacks you with all the paws, then he falls down. Anywhos I give you fluffy induced serotonin! Love you #comedy #kittens #fypシ #bunny #trendingreels s

Cant take this woman anywhere! My goodness, take her shopping for her birthday and she became vulgar! #couplecomedy #comedy #humor #birthday #trendingreels

Wifey and I went out for her birthday last night... ended with us both sick and arriving home early. Tonight I try again! We are gonna build all of the Legos while watching movies and eating sushi! Wifey is working toward 400k followers, lets see if we can get her there by her actual birthday tomorrow! Go follow @StonerGumpStore pretty please! #comedy #couplecomedy #lego #fypシ #trendingreels

Fudge meets 🥦! This is the perfect fudge for the holiday season! #humor #comedy #trending #holidaytreats

Went to the mall for a hat… accidentally adopted a drunk older gentleman! Lmao He fell in the food court, I helped him up, discovered he was three sheets to the wind, and somehow ended up pushing him through the mall in a wheelchair and driving him home in my Jeep. Turns out he’s lonely, hurting, and probably just needed someone to give a damn. I don’t really believe everything happens for a reason… but I do believe we get opportunities to be good to people. Anywhos… I think I made a new friend! Not the strangest way ive made a friend...What’s the strangest way you’ve ever made a friend? Love you bye! #comedy #fypシ #humor #love

I about became a shishkebab! Whats the point of getting your kids toys if you dont play with them?? #fypシ #comedy #humor #funnyreels #trending

AITAH?! Wifey definitely isn't but she was caught in the crosshairs of this nonsense! Now the question is, who one this war betwixt two brothers? His long game was definetly strong, Ill give him that! #fypシ #comedy #humor #couplecomedy #trending

We had to fight just to buy this house. And when I say fight, I mean I had to provide proof for damn near every large transaction to convince the bank that, despite what the internet may suggest, I do NOT make my money selling the Lord’s lettuce. But we fought. We jumped through the hoops. We signed the papers. And we got the house. Then we started finding out just how much of a “fixer-upper” we had actually bought. The sill plates were nearly nonexistent from termites and rot. The siding was rotting through. There were massive holes in the walls. The chimney was literally falling apart. Trees, vines, and Mother Nature herself had started trying to reclaim the damn place. And that's only the beginning of the list. But we saw what it COULD be. So we got to work. There has been blood. There has been sweat. There have absolutely been tears. There have been long days working our regular jobs and then coming here to work until our bodies told us to go the hell home. We’ve torn out the rotten pieces. Rebuilt what needed rebuilding. Fixed things we didn't even know were broken when we bought it. Little by little, project by project, this old neglected house has started becoming OUR home. And now we're getting so damn close. I look around and don't just see new walls, floors, paint, or all the projects we've finished. I see where our kids are going to grow. I see holidays. Birthdays. Family dinners. Late-night swims. Grandkids running around someday. I see memories we haven't even made yet. We didn't just buy our forever home. We are building it. And after everything we've put into this place, blood, sweat, tears, cuss words, money, and probably an unhealthy amount of caffeine, I can't wait to finally sit down, look around, and say... We did it. We're home! #fypシ #comedy #humor #moneypit #couplecomedy

Well.... crap!

Got up early to get a full day of work in, now I am in a waiting room at urgent care instead. Such is the life of a parent. #comedy #comedian #parenting #parents