Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente)

You can tell that’s a Connecticut kid move to put the pizzas right on top of each other

Still crazy Riggs thought he could just fix his eyes

The police didn’t know scumbags is a term of endearment in Phily

#teabythesea Tom Brady is allegedly fucking all the Victoria Secret Models and causing them to Batuglia each other

Michigan Loss is 1000 percent on Jason Beck. It’s not Underwood’s fault. It’s not Tommy Carr’s fault. It’s all Jason Beck’s fault. Shoot Jason Beck to the moon #goblue

Michigan Halftime Report - Get Jason Beck a Greyhound Bus Ticket and Get Him Outta Town

Pats Bears postgame reaction. Hopefully we’ll see these guys again in the Super Bowl

Patriots Haltime Report

Just an unbelievably nice family and story at Mama Russo’s

I went to a manatee release in the Keys today. He was injured in a boating incident. Keys life is the best life. Great job by @Dolphin Research Center rehabbing Cullan the Manatee #manatee

This pizza looked too good not to get a fresh pie

What is the deal with the media’s fascination with the Dallas Cowboys?

Pats Survive the Aj Brown Disaster Game

Here is the thing about doing business with me and @Barstool Sports @Wendy’s signed up to get my college football rants on @Big Noon Kickoff so I will give them my rants despite being fired. This is the only correct take on 24 team playoffs. Some people still know how to do business

An absolute brutal beat for Naughty Nancy. The good news is that #gogogreys barn is starting to run. We will have our day sooner or later

I’m never giving up my Amex points

I already love Trenton Style tomato pies so if you make them even more thin and crispy, it’s going to be right up my alley

Anytime you meet someone from Bosco’s past that just confirm how much of a lunatic he is @barstoolpickem

Unbelievable pizza at Gervasio’s. Hopefully the difference between steak dinners and bologna sandwiches

I really like the guy at La Villa Pizza (even if I’m not fully sure what a tomato pie is)

Who are the 5 most starved college football fanbases?

Great rant from me regarding the end of the Wash/Giants game and end of Philly game proving how dumb social media is #greatrantbyme #bigbrain

You’re my biggest fan

One of the most iconic pizzerias in New York and the world, Lucali’s

Just a pizza review walk by

Bosco needs to step up and be a leader in the NYC office @barstoolpickem

The beef with Bailey Taylor (bit character on Summer House) is officially unsquashed. She is such a nasty little cantalope

Pizzeria Baci has an owner with an incredible story and a pizza type I’ve never tasted before

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE ME DOWN WE KICK THE DOOR DOWN AND SHOVE YOU IN A LOCKER!!’ NO GONZALEZ! NO BROWN! NO PROBLEM! WALKED INTO BUFFALOS NEW HOME AND SHIT ON THEIR HEADS! HUGE WIN!! TELL THE BOYS WE BACK UP IN THIS JOINT!! #pats

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