Taylor (@taydixcaironi)

If it were up to me, Christmas would’ve been up November 1st. But apparently marriage is about compromise, so I pretended to have some restraint. 🎄😂 #ChristmasDecor #ChristmasDecorating #ChristmasHome #HolidayHome #ChristmasInNovember @Hobby Lobby @crateandbarrel @CB2

Just over here hurting my own feelings for absolutely no reason. 😭💔 #Motherhood #BoyMom #MomLife #MotherhoodUnfiltered #TimeSlowDown

Three months of pumping and officially RETIRED. 🍼👏🏼 I still stand by the fact that breastfeeding and pumping deserve some sort of award (or at least a present 😂), but nobody warned me that quitting would be a whole process of its own. Thankfully, I was able to wean in about two weeks, and these…

This time last year, we found out our lives were about to change forever. The biggest news, the greatest blessing, and somehow one of the scariest moments all wrapped up into one. Coming off a loss, I remember feeling so incredibly excited but equally terrified. Like if we celebrated too soon…

Pick your poison! 💉🥂👻 A little Halloween twist on your classic mimosa! Fill food-safe syringes with OJ or cranberry juice, pour a glass of bubbly, and let your guests inject their own cocktail! Ridiculously easy, so cute, and one less thing for the bartender to make. We love that. 😂🎃 Pro tip: Keep…

I don’t know who we’re talking about or what they did, but I’m on his side. ☕️😂 #BabyBabble #BabyTalk #FunnyBaby #BoyMom #MomLife @Maxi-Cosi USA

Idk why Pilates has always intimidated me, but with the current state of my postpartum core, I figured it was time to suck it up and give it a go. 😂 And tbh, I was pleasantly surprised! The music, the movements, and all while watching the sun rise?! I’m already ready to go back. I will say, I’m…

Patio pick me up #dallasrestaurants #durohospitality #scillacoastalitalian

The SNOO: worth the hype? 👀💤 My husband wanted a night nurse. I thought sleepless nights were just part of becoming parents. So naturally, we compromised with a robot bassinet. 😂 We took a chance on a Facebook Marketplace SNOO because I couldn’t justify spending that much money on something we…

Pinterest made it look a lot more fun than this. 🎃😂 Wells would like everyone to know he did NOT consent to this fall activity. #MomLife #BabyFirstHalloween #FallMoments #MomHumor #BabyReels

Someone please teach me how to make this my ringtone 😭🥹 I’ve watched this approximately 37,492 times and I physically cannot stop. I swear every stage just keeps getting better. Like HOW is this real life, and he’s mine?! 🥹 #BabyGiggles #BabyBoy #MomLife #NewMom #BabyLaughs

I almost don’t even want to post this because I KNOW how quickly babies can humble you 😂 but somehow our 2 month old has been consistently sleeping through the night since around ~6 weeks old 🙌🏼 I fully believe we got lucky with a very chill baby, but getting into a consistent routine has made…

So now my baby is outside on the floor while I’m leaving my name with the listing agent’s Google phone screening to see if he’ll accept my call 😂 Real estate is an absolute shitshow sometimes. Thankfully my baby is chill and apparently just along for the ride. Would LOVE to hear everyone else’s…

Self care is officially worth braving 635 for 😂🧖‍♀️ @Hiatus Day Spa • Med Spa invited me to check out their brand new Addison location and somehow made me love my monthly Hiatus date even more. And @Brownyy |Beauty & Fitness| … GIRL. I’m already planning my drive back up to see her. 😂 If you’ve…

A slight chill in the air (82 degrees) and suddenly this happened 🎃🍂 @NHG - Dallas Garden Center had every pumpkin you could ever want — the bumpy, the colorful, and everything in between. Now all we need is crisp mornings, sweaters, and something warm simmering on the stove. Fall, we’re ready for…

Modern living in the heart of East Dallas ✨ This Calvin St townhome has everything you need for easy city living — modern finishes, soaring ceilings, an attached 2-car garage, and a location that puts some of Dallas’ best neighborhoods just minutes away. 🏡 2 bed | 2.5 bath 📐 1,644 sq ft 🚗 Attached…

Finally, a wine bar made for the girls 🍷 Thin stemware, curated vintage shopping and really good wine to go with it. Two glasses in and suddenly I’m mentally redecorating my house and figuring out how to fit a vintage lamp in the back of my car 😂 Everything is for sale. Nothing is safe. This place…

Two months in and I’m still finding out new things no one warned me about 😂🤱🏼 The leaking. The lightning bolts. The nipple geometry. The HUNGER. Breastfeeding moms… what did I miss?! And while you’re here, please drop your best weaning advice because that’s my next adventure 😅👇🏼 #BreastfeedingMom…

Apparently I do still know how to get ready 😂💅🏼 #Postpartum #GirlsNight #NewMomLife #MomHumor #PostpartumLife @Stetson @Tecovas @Anthropologie

Turns out I have separation anxiety 😂 Really embracing this whole “night away from the baby” thing. #MomLife #NewMom #MomHumor #MomsNightOut #FirstTimeMom

Okay but why is regular baseball not doing all this?! 😂🍌⚾️ #SavannahBananas #BananaBall #BaseballTikTok #SavannahBananasBaseball #BaseballFun @thesavbananas @The Texas Tailgaters

My three babies 🥹🤍 There’s nowhere else I’d rather be than smushed on the couch with all of them piled in my lap. I know I’m going to miss this someday. #NewMom #BoyMom #MomLife #Motherhood #DogsAndBabies

My husband is so lucky 🫶🏼✨ #Postpartum #PostpartumHumor #MomHumor #NewMomLife #PostpartumLife

The fall sangria you NEED to make 🍎🍂🥂 It’s crisp, cozy, a little boozy, and basically fall in a glass. 🍁 Perfect for football Saturdays, Friendsgiving, or any excuse to have your favorite people over. And trust me on this one — make it the night before. 🤌🏼 🍎 Spiked Apple Cider Sangria 🍎 🍷 1 bottle…

Wait for my husband ❌ Do it myself immediately ✅ If it’s on my list, I’m doing it ASAP. Would this have been easier and probably safer with two people? Absolutely. Was I willing to wait? Absolutely not. 😂 #DIYProjects #BackyardMakeover #HomeProjects #DIYHome #BackyardVibes

@FedEx PLEASE JUST DELIVER IT OR LET ME PICK IT UP

More dog mystery box toys!! @target #mysterybox #lambchop

Another message for you @FedEx GET IT TOGETHER PLZ

@FedEx count your days. Or idk hire people that know how to use maps plz

From shotgunning & skydiving to tummy time & naps #newmom #2016vs2026 #postpartum #newborn #newmomlife