Andrew Schulz (@theandrewschulz)

Why did NO ONE tell me this would happen during labor??!!

Before you do IVF you have to try an IUI. Which is the most sus medical practice in human history…

Controversial thoughts can save your life! 😂😅

White people have legitimate struggles too! 😂😂😂

Maybe he was just misunderstood

It’s tricky 😅

The huge difference between men and women’s idea of fun… 😭

Are there any successful atheists? 🤔😅

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Period needs better marketing! 😂😅

Akiko trying to get me fired before we start filming 😳😅

Definitely didn't see that coming 😂😂 #andrewschulz #standupcomedy

It's very rare that I enjoy a drunk audience member... but admitting that your wife uses a strap in front of your kids is the key to my heart. SHOWS: NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - SEPT 11-12 SOLD OUT HOUSTON, TX - SEPT 18-19 WEST NYACK, NY - SEPT 25-26 INDIANAPOLIS, IN - OCT 23-24 BIRMINGHAM, AL - NOV 6-7 CLEVELAND, OH - NOV 13-14 RALEIGH, NC - DEC 4-5 COLUMBUS, OH - DEC 11-12

Canada is so woke it’s insulting 😂 SHOWS: NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - SEPT 11-12 HOUSTON, TX - SEPT 18-19 WEST NYACK, NY - SEPT 25-26 INDIANAPOLIS, IN - OCT 23-24 BIRMINGHAM, AL - NOV 6-7 CLEVELAND, OH - NOV 13-14 RALEIGH, NC - DEC 4-5 COLUMBUS, OH - DEC 11-12

I support the brave trans women in women’s sports. 🏃‍♀️ 

SHOWS:
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - SEPT 11-12
HOUSTON, TX - SEPT 18-19
WEST NYACK, NY - SEPT 25-26
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - OCT 23-24
BIRMINGHAM, AL - NOV 6-7
CLEVELAND, OH - NOV 13-14
RALEIGH, NC - DEC 4-5
COLUMBUS, OH - DEC 11-12

Working class guys have to be good at it… let’s discuss.

Tires new season is streaming now INDULGE. Let's run it to #1 on @Netflix

Most difficult nut of my life… DATES: HALIFAX 8/8

Son finds out SHOCKING truth about Mom 😳 #andrewschulz #standupcomedy

There’s no proof of Chinese people… Upcoming Shows: Brea 7/23-35 Halifax 8/8

The greatest excuse to find other booty… 🏴‍☠🌊

Upcoming Shows: Brea 7/23-35 Halifax 8/8

Hard hitting journalism on Flagrant this week… #andrewschulz

You play video games with your girl for ONE reason… Upcoming Shows: Brea 7/23-35 Halifax 8/8

Mexican Muslim? That’s a new variant… DATES: Halifax, NS - August 8

We can't let these hOes win! Appreciate you sharing your story Emiliano. Let's make @gramasboyscatering the biggest in the business! Find them on IG @granamasboyscatering serving all of SoCal! SHOWS: Halifax, Canada AUG 8th

One of the wildest stories anyone has ever shared with me on or off stage. Long live Emiliano!!! The next one is gonna be yours! 🙏❤️ SHOWS: Halifax, Canada Aug 8

Happy Juneteenth everyone! What a great day! How many more years until this joke becomes true? 😂😂

MY VOICE IS GONE MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT MY SLEEP IS DEPRIVED KNICKS. IN. 5!!!

It’s War. Knicks in 4!!! #knicks #msg

Woody never went to that island!

Didn’t know sign language moved like that 😳 Also… Ignore my broken nose. I smacked myself in the face with a padel. DATES: Virginia Beach, VA - June 5-6 Halifax, NS - August 8