The Therapy Crouch Podcast (@thetherapycrouch)

"She’s only seen me with legs akimbo!" 😭 Going on a blind date is nerve-wracking enough… until you realise halfway through dinner where you recognise her from! #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #podcastclips

The £100 "Liz" debate is finally settled! 💸 Never bet against Abbey! 😂 The VAR review is in and the listeners have spoken on the great "Liz" debate. Did Pete actually say it or was he stitched up? #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #Podcastclip

"You can come" is NOT an invite! 😂 Pete’s other podcast is up for an award… and Abbey’s just found out she wasn’t exactly on the guest list! 🏆 Abbey grills Pete on whether he purposely didn't submit The Therapy Crouch so he wouldn't get beaten by his own wife. #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch…

The TV Show Pete & Abbey Would Go On 🕵🏻‍♀️ Is there any greater relationship betrayal than starting a TV series without your partner? 📺 Abbey calls out Pete for watching ahead, while Pete defends his streaming habits! #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #podcastclips #RelationshipGoals…

"You’ve always been into older women!" 👀 Abbey and Pete discuss whether you naturally start fancying older people as you age—from Abbey’s obsession with Sam Elliott’s moustache to Pete’s questionable confessions! #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #podcastclips

When Abbey and Pete look back on their teenage fashion choices… 😭 Did you look better at 18 or now? Pete reflects on roaming around with half-mast jeans and "unbelievable confidence," while Abbey looks back at her safety-pin custom denim phase! 😂👖 #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy…

When Abbey falls down a conspiracy rabbit hole… 😭 From alien invasions to finding Noah's Ark in Turkey, Abbey and Lucinda have officially run out of normal things to talk about on the phone! Do you reckon it's a fossilised ship or just a giant rock? #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy…

Skipping your anniversary for GTA?! 🎮 Can a video game really justify cancelling anniversary plans?! A listener asks if he can skip his 15th wedding anniversary because it falls on the exact release date of GTA and Abbey's verdict is pretty clear! #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy…

When your partner uses your head as a chin rest... 😭 Can anyone else relate to this height difference struggle? #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #MarriageHumour #Relationships

Scouse vs Cockney: The Ultimate Verdict 🇬🇧 Scouse warmth or Cockney charm? Abbey and Pete break down their favourite regional slang and settle the ultimate accent debate. Which accent wins for you: Scouse or Cockney? Let us know in the comments! 👇 #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy…

The Ultimate Marriage Hack: The Art of Distraction! Big Jeff needs help getting a home bar past the wife, so Pete Crouch reveals his ultimate tactical play: the subtle art of distraction. 😂⛳ #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #MarriageHumour

The Viral Moment Explained: Wayne Rooney On The World Cup Halftime Show! ⚽ Wayne Rooney finally explains that viral halftime show reaction! ⚽ From 30-minute delays to choosing hot dogs over Post Malone, Wayne breaks down why tradition should always come first. #TheTherapyCrouch #WayneRooney…

"People Think I'm Dead Serious!" - The Rooney's Set The Record Straight 🤣 Wayne Rooney reveals the side of him most people never get to see! From England camp antics to life at home with Coleen, the laughs don't stop. #TheTherapyCrouch #WayneRooney #ColeenRooney #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy

Setting the record straight. 🥤🤫 It’s time for the truth. Wayne and Coleen on the pod next Tuesday! Drop your thoughts below 👇 #TheTherapyCrouch #WayneRooney #ColeenRooney#PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy

"The Real Rooney's on Disney + tomorrow" in different tones 🤣👀 It’s all about the delivery 🤣 Let us know your favourite tone in the comments! 👇

Unmarried Couples Have NO Rights! 🙅‍♀️ Think common-law marriage protects you? Think again. Divorce expert Kate Daly breaks down the truth about rights for unmarried couples, plus Pete shares the hilariously blunt relationship advice an older footballer gave him. #TheTherapyCrouch #Relationships…

Should You Sign A Prenup?! 📝 Would you sign a prenup? Divorce expert Kate Daly and Pete discuss why a marriage contract should be treated with the same due diligence as a 50-year deal. #TheTherapyCrouch #Relationships #Prenup #MarriageAdvice#PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #divorce #Katedaly

4 Signs Your Marriage Is OVER! Can science really predict if a couple will split? We break down the 4 biggest relationship red flags and the single most dangerous one to watch out for! #TheTherapyCrouch #Relationships #RelationshipAdvice#PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #divorce #Katedaly

The Unsolved Paintball Mystery: Who SHOT Harry Kewell?! The debate that’s sweeping the nation: WHO actually shot Harry Kewell on the paintball field?! Drop your detective theories below! 👇 #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #HarryKewell #PaintballFail #PodcastDebate #FootballMemories #UnsolvedMystery

Peter has a brand new vision for the garden, but Abbey isn't exactly on board. Pete's ambitious plan to turn their lawn into a personal golf course legacy. Will Peter get his way, or has he finally met his match with Abbey’s garden rules? #TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #GolfLife…

That guy’s glutes are actually insane 😭 Imagine Pete trying that workout routine! #thetherapycrouch #podcastclips #fitness #gymhumor #couplehumor #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy

Where do all the clothes actually go? There is literally only one culprit in this house 😭 #thetherapycrouch #podcastclips #laundrytok #relatable #couplehumor #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #thetherapycrochpodcast

"You get done by the sun!" ☀️😭 Abbey complimenting Pete 🍷... just to roast him two seconds later ... savage! #therapycrouchpodcast #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #coupleshumor #RelationshipTok #PodcastClips #SunDamage

How Gaz Ended Up Banned From Luton Airport. #thetherapycrochpodcast #relationshiphumor #abbeyclancey #petercrouch #Luton

The Woman Who Said NO To Everything! #thetherapycrochpodcast #relationshiphumor #abbeyclancey #petercrouch

Men and Women See Themselves VERY Differently! #thetherapycrochpodcast #petercrouch #relationshiphumor #abbeyclancey #selfimage

Why Is Gaz Calling Everyone "Babe"? 😂 #thetherapycrochpodcast #abbeyclancey #petercrouch #relationshiphumor #Babe

Peter Crouch Just Found Out Dave Hates Him 😂 The reason? He's Canadian 🇨🇦 #thetherapycrochpodcast #petercrouch #abbeyclancey #relationshiphumor #canada_life🇨🇦

His ex was invited. His girlfriend might explode. Then his cheating past came out... 😳💍 Would you still invite him? #thetherapycrochpodcast #petercrouch #abbeyclancey #relationshiphumor #weddingtok #weddingdrama

Welcome to your very own Chibs Okereke special! "Sit back, relax and know the beds got you!" 😉 #thetherapycrochpodcast #petercrouch #abbeyclancey #mediation @chibs.co