The Totally Football Show (@thetotallyshow)

"This does represent the closing of a pretty extraordinary chapter in the history of football." Cristiano Ronaldo has announced his retirement from international duty with Portugal. The news broke during today's Totally recording... #ronaldo #portugal #cristianoronaldo #football #footballtiktok

𝑶𝒏𝒆-𝒏𝒊𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒍 🎵 Adrian Clarke on Arsenal's evolution under Mikel Arteta - and the joy of watching this iteration of the team 'suffering' for every victory 🔴 #arsenal #arsenalfc #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

"Right now, if you ask anyone around Real Madrid - they do believe that Vinicius should not go back into the team." Jose Mourinho's got a 'patata caliente' on his hands 🥔 Are Real Madrid a better team without Vinicius Jr in it? #realmadrid #vinicius #laliga #championsleague #football #footballtiktok

"It's something that should have been spotted by the VAR official." Andoni Iraola has said he will tell his players to go down in future after Liverpool were denied a penalty in Sunday's defeat by Arsenal.... Where do you stand on the Alexander Isak 'to dive or not to dive' debate? #liverpool…

"For me, this is on Carrick. Carrick let himself down by starting a player like that." It was a horror show for Lisandro Martinez on Saturday... But should the Man United manager have shown more 'authority' in his handling of the situation? #manchesterunited #manunited #premierleague #football…

"I like his reaction because that showed me he's got a bit of bite about him." Max Dowman will miss Arsenal's next three games after the appeal against his sending off at Fleetwood was dismissed ❌ But could the red card actually be a good sign for his long-term future in the game? Jay Bothroyd…

"I never thought he was good enough originally to play for Tottenham." From loan spells across the EFL to lifting the Ballon d'Or... It's been a remarkable ride for Harry Kane 🏆 #ballondor #harrykane #bayernmunich #football #footballtiktok

"He is my early shout for player of the year." A goal and another clean sheet for Gabriel in his 200th Premier League appearance for the Gunners 💪🔴 Tim Spiers on why Arsenal's 'star defender' could be up for more big honours come the end of the season... #arsenal #premierleague #football…

Is there 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Harry Kane can't do?! He put on another clinic against Arsenal in the Champions League on Wednesday night... Is it finally his year to win the Ballon d'Or? 🏆 #fcbayern #championsleague #harrykane #ballondor #football #footballtiktok

"He seems to treat the game with contempt." Rayan Cherki... 'Cantona-esque' 🤌🇫🇷 He and Phil Foden turned on the style for Man City in the Champions League on Tuesday night. #manchestercity #championsleague #football #footballtiktok

"He's like a robot-built striker - just does everything exactly as you're supposed to." The goals and numbers speak for themselves... Why isn't Erling Haaland being considered as a serious contender to win the Ballon d'Or? 🏆

Will Bradley Barcola's Champions League hat-trick ignite his form in the Premier League? 🔥 #liverpool #liverpoolfc #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

The former 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' contestant who's now managing in the Champions League 💰🏆 Azerbaijani champions Sabah picked up a historic first victory in the competition on Tuesday. Valdas Dambrauskas's story is remarkable... #championsleague #football #footballtiktok

"Lisandro Martinez, with probably Man United's best attacking display of the evening..." 👀😳 It's the post-match interview that's got 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 talking. But - was Martinez right to criticise the club's hierarchy? #manchesterunited #manunited #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

"Every single match from now until the end of the season is going to be caveated." Sunday's 3-0 win at Liverpool only amplified matters... How does the Premier League cope with 'rogue element' Manchester City? #manchestercity #mancity #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

That strength in depth 😮 Do Arsenal have the best bench in Premier League history? #arsenal #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

"If you're Liverpool, you smell blood." All eyes on Anfield on Sunday afternoon 🍿 Is it advantage Liverpool? Or will Enzo Maresca be able to galvanise his City squad? #manchestercity #liverpoolfc #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

Should Man City be stripped of their titles? 🏆 #manchestercity #mancity #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

Has 'pariah club' Man City's name been permanently tarnished? #manchestercity #mancity #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

Is it time for Cristiano Ronaldo to retire? 🤔🇵🇹 #ronaldo #football #portugal #footballtiktok

Has Iraola brought fighting spirit back to Liverpool? 🔴 💪 #liverpool #championsleague #premierleague

✨𝑨𝑼𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑬𝒀𝑨𝑵𝑮✨ now has four goals in four La Liga games 😮‍💨 #aubameyang #laliga #deportivo #football #footballtiktok

Spurs have made a 'epically bad' start to their season in front of goal 😬 #thfc #tottenham #premierleague #football #footballtiktok

Kai Havertz... Best player in the Premier League so far this season? 🤔🔴 #arsenal #arsenalfc #football #premierleague #footballtiktok

Do Manchester City have TOO MANY good players? 🤔#manchestercity #mancity #football #premierleague #footballtiktok

Could David Moyes leave Everton after disastrous deadline day? 🔵 #everton #efc #football #premierleague #footballtiktok

Is Barcola REALLY worth £120million? 🤔🔴 #liverpool #liverpoolfc #football #premierleague #footballtiktok

Spurs have won just 79 points from their last 77 games... when will it get better? #thfc #tottenham #coys #premierleague #footballtiktok

Could Man City finish outside the top six? 😬 #mancity #manchestercity #football #premierleague #footballtiktok

Still thinking about what could have been had Saka played against Argentina? 🙋‍♂️🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #worldcup #england #argentina #football #footballtiktok