TRACE (@tres_tray)

I know @Sofia Richie Grainge has the girls all ready for the big chop this summer and I myself have had plenty of Fuck Ass Bobs over the years. Fair warning to the girls without a hair team on demand: the grow out is BRUTALLY awkward. #bob

It’s gonna be over for all you hoes when the astrology girls start managing their cash flows. #finance #astrology

BATTLE OF THE (BOY) BANDS #backstreetboys #nsync #popmusic

A friendly guide for us this summer to avoid inadvertent wardrobe malfunctions. #nyc #summer #miniskirt

sometimes a sad bitch just needs to make soup and sing it out #selfcare

A HEATLESS CURLER MIRACLE #hair #heatlesscurls

Peak ugly to peak pretty to peak ugly #blowout #rollers

#whitneyhouston #whitneyhoustonchallenge #iwillalwaysloveyou

Sorry for party rocking / my first shuffle dance class 🥹 #shuffling

I fear this is a universal experience

As far as I’m concerned, powders don’t expire, leave me alone

There’s layers to this shit player; tiramisu, tiramisu #autumn

You’ll have to drag my body back to in-office work #wfh

What else is a husband for than someone to disturb sometimes?

Heatless curls are extremely hectic but one must remain calm through the process

A solo travel adventure 🥰

Don’t even think about calling me baby, I am OUT OF OFFICE.

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Short nail why you don’t have boyfriend

She’s a super freaky girl

We cannot keep platforming people who sound lobotomized just because they are attractive. Please. #ae #jeans

Forget networking, it’s time for BUSINESS FLIRTING™️

Why are we like this?

How is it possible to be this funny, good at cooking and unbetrothed? I’ll be having my slutty bucatini (aka Greek macaroni pasta) in the meanwhile 🍝

Replying to @Lalala464

🤡 watch out, little girls.

#Pixie cut girls truly do not give a F about you

Replying to @Kristen 💫 #greenscreen God sends the toughest battles to the strongest soldiers allegedly #pixiecut

@Sofia Richie Grainge will never have to go through this with her #bob, but I did, and maybe you will too 🥹🥹🥹

Replying to @🌺 𝕎𝕊𝕍𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟 🌺 I didn’t have much of a choice in the 90’s 🥹