liltristan🐛 (@tristipoopoo)

This song makes me feel like im on the dance floor of a 2007 rom com

Dang I got a long tongue

If you get it, you get it

I don’t just think… I KNOW

We will be eating this all week btw @brycedemotto

It’s funny because I usually don’t like watermelon but this shi right here… @ophelia 🦋, you did your big one. @brycedemotto

I pray you understand that you aren’t hurting them you are helping them.

I actually have a queen bed but we’ll pretend

They listening but they not hearing him

I’ll do one next year 💀

Who me?

It literally cut an entire cube into my foot. Update on the backup @Tristipootwo

Having a meeting with my 2 of my 18 personalities

Just pretend they’re there

Thank you @Ally Yost @rheg (°◡°♡) ☆*:+ for keeping it real

Me when I try to order DoorDash but the restaurant isn’t open

I just wanna go to a BTJ concert and spin in circles

We dropped the location, thank me later @brycedemotto

Yall better say happy birthday @brycedemotto @sunrise bread co

This is the most fun we’ve ever had @ElevatedEating @brycedemotto @billbackstage24 @courtneybuchanan99 @MamaCookie

Just needed to tell yall the truth @brycedemotto

It’s actually not fun rn

Who’s ready for part 2??? @brycedemotto @Neni Nuñez @ElevatedEating @courtneybuchanan99 @billbackstage24

I love this lil song

I’ll take that as a compliment @brycedemotto

Spaghetti for the big 2 MILLY @brycedemotto

This is old but God made me wait to post it for some reason

In my single dad era

Yes you

Me? Insane? Surely not.