Whiskey Rose Knight (@whiskeyroseknight)

Help is this hopital or just stretch more? #hopital

Sigh. First a mini version of the bag I meant to order, and now a cropped shirt that exposes my nipples. I am WINNING at online shopping this month.

Customer service voice vs customer voice. Why do I do this. #customerservicevoice

There has never been a more alluring woman on screen (shut up its hyperbole and she could stand on my neck and I’d thank her) #dilse #bipanic

Help

I guess I took some videos? Not enough - this year I’ll take more!

Trust the process personified. Also anyone got tips for not sweating the syn wax off? Spirit gum didn’t work… #TheGhoul #fallout

Not even an hour into my workday and I’m already wanting to smash some heads

Why am I shaking the phone like that

Legit saw a faint mustache on my forehead and started happy crying lol

I bent over a leeetle too much at the end there WHOOPS

Please I need a reason to not collapse in a pile of despair today

Can one be too organized, perhaps? Or is it just that I have several levels of organization that mirror each other in multiple places because I’m like a pack rat but for files?

My gums hurt and my upper lip feels like it belongs to someone else

The captions are pissing me off I give up

The way I have NEVER read the label

AHAHAHAHAHAH

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Old white men LOVE to test me

Replying to @KellyTheWanderer

Every day is an adventure with me

Well this is a fun adventure. Estimated another hour and a half before it comes back on at 10pm. PNM out here really working that monopoly. It went out at 4:30pm!

Future me is in for a treat.

Good morning I guess?

Sorry this movie was my entire personality from ages 5 through 12 are we doing sounds from this now please keep me on swanprincesstok

Look I tripped and fell into design work and using InDesign, I am absolutely not formally educated in this so I could be missing something but it seems INSANE to me to use photoshop to create a text-based flyer with images on it.